🕶️ HATER BLOCKER TECHNOLOGY -  Keeping your vision clear from the envy of lesser mortals. The gains shades preserve your pump while drowning out the haters. 

☀️ UV PUMP PROTECTION - 100% UVA + UVB Protection & Light Transmission: 12.5%. It’s science bro.

🦍 DOUBLE DURABILITY - Stronger than iron cast plates. Matching the durability of your dads 1967 Chevy truck, the Gains Shades stand the test of the time and your most grueling workouts. 

🪶 FEATHER WEIGHT - So light you will forget they are on your face. Guaranteed to never weigh down your gains. 

😎 VIBE CHECK - Guaranteed to crush your vibe PR. The Gains Shades maximize vibes in the gym, out on the town, or night out. Save time but never having to worry about your vibe. 

✅ Returns: Ain't feelin' the crop life? Whatever bro...Return that unworn, unsweated crop and we'll take it back and send you an oversized Y tank instead.

🔄 Replacements: Defects? Ain't nobody got time for that! If your crop top ain't perfect, we'll swap it out faster than you can shotgun a protein shake. We got your back, bro!

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💪 Hit Us Up: Need to flex your concerns or just chat about your latest gym sesh? Slide into our DMs at buffboy@buffboycrops.com. Our squad of gym bros is on standby, ready to spot you king.